Watch the Superbowl

I do not want to take too much of your time today I just want to pass on a message. From the title I am pretty sure you know what that message is, but I feel like it is my duty to convince you as to why you need to watch the Superbowl.

Listen, I understand that you may have some questions for me such as would you have to stay up late? Does the game not last about five hours? To all of you with all these questions I say relax. The answer is yes to both of those questions, the game is long, and you will not sleep until the early hours of Monday morning but what if I could give you some reasons as…